(l-r): Johnny Depp, Daniel Craig and David Gandy
The idea of Movember, an annual happening in which men spend a month growing a moustache, may read like some lame 21st century office team-building exercise. But the motivation, to raise awareness of male problems like testicular cancer (yes, the ones we don’t talk about), obliterates the cheese factor.
The annual event also quite literally sifts the men from the boys. There are going to be some of you out there who are follicularly challenged. But fear not patchy chaps as there are styles that’ll suit your fluffy faces. So, to help you make your hair-raising decision a little easier, we’ve outlined the pros and cons of committing to the tache.
Pros:
1:Moustaches look distinguished. Think: War heroes and bohemian arty types. Just avoid the Seventies handlebar – that’s best saved for porn stars.
2: It’s a timesaver. You’re not wasting lie-in time on delicately shaving close to your top lip.
3. You’ll attract attention. It’s not all going to be positive, especially if you resemble Herr Fritzl – but some girls and guys go wild for the extra fuzz.
4. One can elegantly stroke your newfound facial friend while conjuring up a witty quip on Twitter.
5. Growing a tache is part of being a man. Nothing profound, it’s just stated in numerous, cringeworthy adolescent, ‘growing up’ books.
Cons:
1. In the early stages of growth your tache is likely to resemble a grey smudge across your top lip. But bear with it, as this is only the beginning.
2. A tache needs maintenance. That means trimming the edges, combing with a moustache comb (yes, they exist) and washing with shampoo or facial wash.
3. You’re going to be treated with suspicion. In this day and age taches aren’t that common, so expect a lot of sideways glances.
4. As your facial hair develops, it’s going to get itchy. But try to avoid scratching like a flea-ridden cat.
5. Your partner may hate you. The soft skin above and below their lips will be exfoliated daily, resulting in a chaffed, red muzzle – never a good look.







